- Mood:
Tired - Listening to: trans formers theme song 2007 by Linkin Park
- Reading: over own scripts for comic books in progress
- Watching: TFA
- Playing: nothin
- Eating: stuff
- Drinking: juice
Barely 2 months and then the new transformers movie will be out im so F***in stoked i cant wait to hear the voices of the new lady bots in the movie. I've been working on a theory on how transformers... well... make ze babies (there needs to be a reason for the ladies to be thier and i dont meen to seem gay or any thing but if you look closely at optimus's crotch you can see a litle tube that kinda resembles a penis. and besides baby transforners look cute [if you find the right artists ofcourse)and i shall explane it now:
1.Transformers have trillions of pressure sensors all over thier bodies.
2.which brings us to the reason the females chest is more prominant and perky than the males is because under their armor is mamory units. Theise (theres only 2 so dont freak out or any thing)consist of microscopic chainmale like tisue wich can seperate and mold to the armorduring transformation. thier
main porpose is the transfer of data (birth planet, name, etc.) the sensitivity of the pressure sensors on the mamory units is very highy so they can also be used as an object of foreplay.
note: all transformers (weather thier movie style or TFA male or female)have removable armor.)
3.instead of sex cells the transformers use nanites fore reproduction. The actual mating its self is quite similar to humans the parts are just mechanicle instead of organic. thier is also extreamly high sensitivity of the preasure sensors on the mating ports(cybertronian word used to discribe penis or vagina)so as to get pleasure out of the activity.
4.After the male well you know,does what he does his nanites pretty mutch just swim right up the females nanite tubes witch lead to the nanite chambers(both males and females have nanite chambers)their goal is to reach the females nanite that is actualy envaloped in an energon cacoon. once the nanites come into contact(X&Xnanites make boys X&Ymake girls)the newly formed "embreo" obsorbes the cacoon and starts to grow(i say if they can regenerate which is a characteristic that cells have than they can grow).
4.The prgnancy lasts 3&1/2 stellar cycles unless
misscarage acurs or they deside to have an abortion.
5.remember thier still robotic so the only protection the need is sort of an off switch.
6. after the new cybertronian is born it is then "atached" if you will to the mothers mamory units for about 4 days until all the information and programming is complete.
7.Transformers also cant mate after they reach a sertant size (any thing above 45 ft loses the mating program but they also loos the inerest so it doesnt realy put a downer on em).
8.Oh and as far as protoforms go that is a fairly new and experamental way for the transformers to reproduce(So the female doesnt have to endure the pain of both pregnancy and child birth)
I think Ive covered everything so if i havent right meh thanks for reading.